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Sonia Gandhi,"Congress has taken effective measures to weed out corruption in the country. The way Congress and UPA have fought against corruption, no one has ever done before. The people against whom we had evidence we took action.

....... A loud applause by the congress workers and supporters.........

Non desript Indian," As far as I recall action was initiated against a couple of individuals belonging to one of the allies of UPA. With all the resources and investigation agencies at the beck and call of the government we should have succeeded in hauling a couple of thousand of those who have joined politics because it happens to be the best and most profitable business in India.

........ A hushed silence in the crowd.........

A fearless goof muttered naively," How do you think they are managing their government for all these years with a collection of diverse frogs of different hues? These resources are all used up in helping the UPA's continuing in power by keeping these groups on tenterhooks.

............... The silence continues............

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Non descript Indian," Why are our leaders married to the concept of energy security through nuclear energy when the developed nations seem to be moving to the world of renewable energy sources. Germany is phasing out its nuclear energy, England is investing heavily in wind and solar so much so renewables will exceed thermal and nuclear by 2020. USA has not put up any new nuclear power plant since 1980 and Japan has also decided to phase out nuclear energy."

A wise well informed friend quipped," Obama and Francois Hollande are sincere leaders of their countries and are doing what is in the  best interest of their countries. They are doing their best to improve upon the economic health of their countries by selling nuclear power technologies which are almost defunct, under obsolescence  and out of sync with 21st century concepts of energy security. Also the funds obtained from these sales  will be used for putting renewable energy on a strong footing and ensuring their global leadership for all times to come."
Non descript Indian," But why are Indian rulers buying these technologies?"
Government supporter." Our leaders are true global leaders and  believe in welfare and well being of global community on the whole. They cannot be solely guided by Indian interests. Also Indian contributions to maintaining the global leadership status of developed countries will be rewarded in due course of time with financial and technology help."

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Sonia Gandhi, Congress president during her rallies in Himachal and Gujarat, " UPA government gave the country Right to Information (RTI)"
A well meaning nondescript citizen,"What about subsequent action on the information gathered through this benevolent action?"
A psychophant," That is the prerogative of the government"
Nondescript citizen,"What good is having information about corruption, misdeeds and governance motivated by corruption if the follow up is not there?"
" We gave you right to information and not the right to meddle into government affairs."
And the crowd of congress workers, supporters and psychophants claps in appreciation..........................